Interesting Quotes I found

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The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.

Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby.

A politician is a statesman who approaches every question with an open mouth.

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.

Justice without force is powerless; force without justice is tyrannical.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.  ~Albert Einstein

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead.  ~Robert Brault

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Smile -- it confuses the enemy!

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.

The road to hell is ordered by the righteous, planned by the well-meaning, and paved with their good intentions.

Optimism is a kind of heart stimulant - the digitalis of failure.

TBC.