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Song: Matthias Reim Verdamt ich will dich
Damn, I love you
I'm moving through the streets until after midnight
in earlier times I liked to do so
therefor I do not need you .
I' sitting at the bar, drinking another beer
Previously, we often stayed together here
That makes me, makes me nothing.
Opposite is sitting a chap/dude like a bear,
I imagine that: "If that would be your new one"
That itches me not at all.
Suddenly it grabs's me, I go to him
And hit on him: "Don't bother my wife"
He only asked: "Do you have a bee in your bonnet?"
And again I only think of you.
Damn, I love you
I do not love you
Damn, I need you
I do not need you
Damn, I want you
I do not want you
I do not want to lose you.
Damn, I love you
I do not love you
Damn, I need you
I do not need you
Damn, I want you
I do not want you
I do not want to lose you.
So slowly everything crosses my mind again
I only wanted to get alittle bit more freedom
Now, I'm free, or not
I did not fit in your ideal world
But that and you is what I'm so lacking now
I can't believe it.
Opposite is a phone
It laughs at me constantly full of scorn
It rings, but not rings
Seven beer, smoked too much
That is what a man needs
But nobody, nobody says, "Stop!"
And again I'm only thinking on you.
Damn, I love you
I do not love you
Damn, I need you
I do not need you
Damn, I want you
I do not want you
I do not want to lose you
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Damn, I love you
I do not love you
Damn, I need you
I do not need you
Damn, I want you
I do not want you
I do not want to lose you.
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Damn, I love you
I do not love you
Damn, I need you
I do not need you
Damn, I want you
I do not want you
I do not want to lose you.
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Joke:
HR Heaven and Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful HR Director
was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven
where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.
"Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though,
it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once
had a Human Resources Director make it this far and we're not really
sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," said the woman. "Well, I'd like to,"
replied St. Peter, "but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is
let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose
whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."
"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven,"
said the woman.
"Sorry, we have rules..." And with that St. Peter put the executive in
an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell. The doors opened and she
found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf
course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her
were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and
they were all dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up
and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They
played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club
where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the
Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kinda cute) and she had a
great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time
that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand
and waved good-bye as she got on the elevator. The elevator went
up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and she found St. Peter
waiting for her.
"Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she spent the next
24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She
had a great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St.
Peter came and got her. "So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent
a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity," he said. The woman
paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say
this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a
better time in Hell." So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and
again she went down-down-down back to Hell.
When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a
desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends
were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in
sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.
"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and
there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we
danced and had a great time. Now all there is, is a wasteland of garbage
and all my friends look miserable."
The Devil looked at her and smiled. "Yesterday we were recruiting you,
today you're staff..."
Picture:
Song: Matthias Reim Verdamt ich will dich
Damn, I love you
I'm moving through the streets until after midnight
in earlier times I liked to do so
therefor I do not need you .
I' sitting at the bar, drinking another beer
Previously, we often stayed together here
That makes me, makes me nothing.
Opposite is sitting a chap/dude like a bear,
I imagine that: "If that would be your new one"
That itches me not at all.
Suddenly it grabs's me, I go to him
And hit on him: "Don't bother my wife"
He only asked: "Do you have a bee in your bonnet?"
And again I only think of you.
Damn, I love you
I do not love you
Damn, I need you
I do not need you
Damn, I want you
I do not want you
I do not want to lose you.
Damn, I love you
I do not love you
Damn, I need you
I do not need you
Damn, I want you
I do not want you
I do not want to lose you.
So slowly everything crosses my mind again
I only wanted to get alittle bit more freedom
Now, I'm free, or not
I did not fit in your ideal world
But that and you is what I'm so lacking now
I can't believe it.
Opposite is a phone
It laughs at me constantly full of scorn
It rings, but not rings
Seven beer, smoked too much
That is what a man needs
But nobody, nobody says, "Stop!"
And again I'm only thinking on you.
Damn, I love you
I do not love you
Damn, I need you
I do not need you
Damn, I want you
I do not want you
I do not want to lose you
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Damn, I love you
I do not love you
Damn, I need you
I do not need you
Damn, I want you
I do not want you
I do not want to lose you.
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Damn, I love you
I do not love you
Damn, I need you
I do not need you
Damn, I want you
I do not want you
I do not want to lose you.
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Joke:
HR Heaven and Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful HR Director
was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven
where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.
"Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though,
it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once
had a Human Resources Director make it this far and we're not really
sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," said the woman. "Well, I'd like to,"
replied St. Peter, "but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is
let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose
whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."
"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven,"
said the woman.
"Sorry, we have rules..." And with that St. Peter put the executive in
an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell. The doors opened and she
found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf
course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her
were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and
they were all dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up
and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They
played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club
where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the
Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kinda cute) and she had a
great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time
that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand
and waved good-bye as she got on the elevator. The elevator went
up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and she found St. Peter
waiting for her.
"Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she spent the next
24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She
had a great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St.
Peter came and got her. "So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent
a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity," he said. The woman
paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say
this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a
better time in Hell." So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and
again she went down-down-down back to Hell.
When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a
desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends
were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in
sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.
"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and
there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we
danced and had a great time. Now all there is, is a wasteland of garbage
and all my friends look miserable."
The Devil looked at her and smiled. "Yesterday we were recruiting you,
today you're staff..."
Picture:
